It's been a month since I posted! A MONTH. WTF. Many awesome things have happened-I had a desfinado for a weekend (SPOILER: SHE'S AMAZING), I went to visit my BFF and her new baby in San Francisco for a weekend (and she brought me In-N-Out Burger TO THE AIRPORT when she picked me up, even though it was 10 pm and any reasonable person would have already ( Read more... )

OMG. It is SO UNFAIR that I have to work this week! Can't we all just get con exemption or something? Hello, I am VERY BUSY being excited and making lists and lists of lists and crossing things off my lists and counting hours and doing VERY IMPORTANT THINGS ( Read more... )

OK, you guys. I am at my office right now (9:48 pm, local time), inappropriately using office resources to complete stuff for the welcome packets. And there is a paper jam in the printer, the worst paper jam I have ever seen, and I CANNOT get the paper out. There's nothing to hold on to! It is right next to the fuser (that's a little printer ( Read more... )

Hi! I have two important things to discuss right now. Firstly, please to ticky the tickyboxes below if you would be interested in helping me man the registration table at bitchinparty. My plan/hope is to have at least two, and possibly three (including me) people manning (or woman-ing, as the case may be) the table at all times, in hour-long shifts, so that ( Read more... )

Last year for my birthday, my parents very awesomely gave me a gift certificate for a massage at a little spa near my house. Being me, I did not use it in a timely fashion, because calling to make an appointment is apparently QUITE DIFFICULT for me. However, it occurred to me yesterday that this could actually work out PERFECTLY, because what ( Read more... )

Subject line of an email I just got from seattlemariners.com: "Happy New Year! Take 15% off all outerwear." So, naturally, I read that as "take off 15% of all outerwear," and while, okay, that's not that much, and I love my team, I was sort of offended that they'd suggest it, you know?

We are halfway full for bitchinparty! (You can go here to register your ( Read more... )